Holland, a shy retiring man, dreams of being rich and living the good life. Faithfully, for 20 years, he has worked as a bank transfer agent for the delivery of gold bullion. One day he befriends Pendlebury, a maker of souvenirs. Holland remarks that, with Pendlebury's smelting equipment, one could forge the gold into harmless-looking toy Eiffel Towers and smuggle the gold from England into France. Soon after, the two plant a story to gain the services of professional criminals Lackery and Shorty. Together, the four plot their crime, leading to unexpected twists and turns.

Starring:

Alanna Boyce, Alec Guinness, Alfie Bass, Andreas Malandrinos, Ann Hefferman, Archie Duncan, Arthur Hambling, Arthur Mullard, Audrey Hepburn, Charles Lamb, Christopher Hewett, Clive Morton, Cyril Chamberlain, David Davies, Desmond Llewelyn, Edie Martin, Eugene Deckers, Frank Forsyth, Fred Griffiths, Frederick Piper, Gibb McLaughlin, Jacques B Brunius, Ja

Genre:

Comedy, Crime