A bungling burglar, determined to go down in the annals of crime as a genius, steals a ship in New York in order to rob a bank in Boston. He steals a mothballed Liberty ship, assembles a nitwit band of meatballs and sets sail on his crazy cruise for crime. To "drive" the ship they shanghai an inept ex-Navy officer who somehow manages to bring them through a hurricane, a fire and a mutiny.

Starring:

Robert Wagner , Dolores Hart , Carolyn Jones , Ernie Kovacs , Frankie Avalon , Frank Gorshin , Jesse White , Harvey Lembeck , Sid Tomack , Guy Raymond , Buck Kartalian , Wilton Graff , Marjorie Bennett

Genre:

Comedy